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The Problem: Let's just say a woodchuck COULD chuck wood. How much are we really talkin'?
We've all been confronted with this riddle at one point in our childhood. But what lies behind the riddle? Well, two experts think they may know the answer.
Expert #1: Well, the average "woodchuck", aka groundhog, gopher, marmot, or whatever you feel like calling it has a mouth about as big as 21/2 inches across. It can open and close that mouth 7 times a second....carry the one........I'd say we're looking at maybe three kilos at a going rate of 7000 per unit. Oh wait that's not wood.
Expert #2: Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three... circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.
It always comes back to Chuck.